I'm in a crisis,
I need help,
Come on mood shift, shift back to good again.

Every year I check out bars and find all kinds of single chicks that are alone on Valentines day. Some of them have been dumped and others are looking for one night stands. For me this is the prime time of the year that chicks are looking for a good time.

I found out about this while I was stationed in Southern California. So every year since 2002, I go to the bars and sure enough I find a willing slut that wants to go out and booze it up. It’s great because they get themselves drunk and I do next to no work. Some of them are angry they were dumped and use me as revenge sex.